Some mornings you wake up and make coffee not knowing your about to achieve internet “mini greatness”. In that way, I’m not unlike that Chewbacca Mask lady or one of the Kardashians. Well, I’m not unlike the Kardashians for a lot of ways, but that’s another post. On February 23rd of this year, I made an internet declaration that my friends and family have heard for years. It was an immediate call to arms that polarized the internet. Again note, I am a big effing deal. With six simple words, I almost became as big as the “Where’s the Beef” lady of the 1980’s.

QUIT PUTTING MAYO ON MY SANDWICHES!!

Some days you wonder the minutiae of a person. Then that person tells you something you didn’t think you needed to know, and window to their soul is opened.

Sidebar: I thought for sure the Dijon mustard cartel would call with their financial backing. As of today, they have not.

#hugsandhi5s