NUMBER 8!: Thanks rich white people!
Poop stories are funny. it’s just the facts. I didn’t make these rules, but that doesn’t make them any less the rules. For almost two decades I have battled my bowels whilst running and meticulously plotted my routes to run by construction site port-a-lets as you can only poop in the Zeta house bushes so many times before you get arrested and placed on some sort of offender list.
In this time of Glastnost (google it whipper snappers) this could be more racially diverse and say either “rich people” or “rich black, white, hispanic and Bulgarian people,” but I’m still working on me, and the title is going to have to do.
File this under what my wife would call the “you share too much” posts.
#hugs+hi5s
