There’s no rhyme or reason to what posts get read and which ones don’t. I know there’s something to do with interaction from folks but some days it feels like these things get buried by Zuckerberg and crew. This just will not stand man.
I mean I’m not beyond clickbait captions and titles, but that only gets me so far. I plan on continuing this quest but when I go back and it looks like 41 people have read a given piece I think. “Well that seems like not too many.”
So I’m going to become more obnoxious. “Impossible!” You say.
Watch me.
So I’m getting my shit together. I’m going to use the emails, and I’m getting the site redone.
You’ll be able to find your favorite PF classics like “Quit Putin Mayo. On my Sandwich” and “How much Patrick Fellows is too much Patrick Fellows” and many other hits (and misses).
I’ll be asking for you to get emails from me and to share with friends and I’ll probably annoy some of you to the point of you going away. This is the price of world domination. Join in or get run over.
So buckle up and check out the following for today (if you’re reading on Instagram click the link in my bio and there will be links to these posts in that link. Secret links in links).
QUIT PUTTING MAYO ON MY SANDWICHES
HOW MUCH PATRICK FELLOWS IS TOO MUCH PATRICK FELLOWS
BUT WAIT.!! THERE‘ S MORE!!
Kick some ass today good people!
#hugsandhi5s
